Yeah, well I just came here for some "similar" comedy...
So, I am playing, and I am on turn 1 and I have:
Crept Along Cleverly
I'll try to make this as brief and funny as possible, but:
Turn 1, Crept, hand size >8, discard? NOPE! (feeling Good!)
Turn 2, Crept, hand size >8, discard? NOPE! (feeling GOOD!)
Turn 3, Crept, hand size >8, discard? NO!!! (feeling Great!)
Turn 4, Crept, hand size >8, discard? NOPE! (feeling GREAT!)
Turn 5, Crept, hand size >8, discard? Still NO! (feeling Amazing!)
Turn 6, Crept, hand size >8, discard? NEVER! (feeling AMAZING!)
Turn 7, Draw a
SECOND Crept, hand size >8, discard either? NOPE! (feeling AWESOME!)
now
Turn 8 I am going dang, is there gonna be a Dragon? hmm
I got two and it's like, hmm...
Turn 8, 2x Crept, hand size >8, discard 1? yeah ok 1! (feeling Amazing/OK I guess
!)
Turn 9, 1x Crept, BOOM Dragon! (ahunt), there goes that freaking Crept, saying DAMN I should have kept the OTHER!!! ERG!
So tonight hours after the game, I asked myself that was kinda funny, I held on to the Crept like the whole game.
I said, SELF, do you have some kinda problem or something?
I said "YES YOU FOOL! A DRAGON PROBLEM!" A freakin 1 step in Southern or Northern Rhovanion and the whole company is WIPED the HELL OUT Problem!
By GOD it's just an Ahunt but still!
MORAL OF THE STORY
Dragons KILL "COMPANIES" DEAD.
Fetish? You better have a Crept in your hand!